Malcolm’s musings
Please Use Both Sides
A petrol station in Hunstanton announces: ‘Please use both sides’. I smiled. You can’t use both sides! You have to choose one side or the other… Son-Andrew sent us pictures of blue skies and sunshine from his holiday in the Lake District… Yesterday Hunstanton certainly wasn’t ‘Sunny Hunny’. It was cold and grey. We had…
Flamingos Talk… Chickens under the Bed…
Yesterday we visited Pensthorpe – a 700 acre nature reserve of woodland, gardens… and lakes, that are home to a diverse range of ducks and geese. Their publicity says: ‘Pensthorpe is the ultimate destination for discovery and an action-packed day out for the whole family. Here you can explore magical gardens, take a trail through…
Golfing Skills
We visited ‘Fakenham Fairways’. Their website reads: ‘A little bit of fresh Norfolk air can do us all good.’ Yesterday’s fresh Norfolk air was cold and wet. ‘…Have a round of golf. Our 9 hole pitch and putt course is great fun for all the family.’ How do we define ‘fun’? Musing… life’s a round…
Dads at Holkham Hall
Yesterday we visited Holkham Hall… nearly lost our football in the lake. There was a sign ‘Keep dogs on a lead’; there wasn’t a sign ‘Don’t kick footballs at geese’. We had the obligatory Grandad nonsense conversation about the deer… Herd of deer? Of course I’ve heard of deer… Are they dear deer? I don’t…
The Joy of Repetition
We’re on holiday for a few days with Daughter-Jo and family at a cottage in Norfolk. Family tradition necessitates that there are repeated conversations that take the form: Child: Can I have an ice-cream, please. Me: Did I buy you one yesterday? Child: No Me: Then I must buy you one today. Such conversations started…
Jesus Remember Me
Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom.Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom. This week’s ‘Sunday Song’ is a simple Taizé song, quoting the words of the robber crucified with Jesus. I’m reading Solomon Northrup’s ’12 Years a Slave’. Born a free man in 1808, he’s kidnapped and sold into…
Right Person, Right Thing, Right Time, Right Place
Good friends Barry and Bridget came to stay. In the middle of the night a shadowy figure entered our bedroom. Me: I think you’re in the wrong room. Barry: What? Barry tried to get into our bed! Me: I think you’re in the wrong room! Barry: Eh?… OK Barry’s shadowy figure left the room. Barry’s…
My Bouncing – Bumbling Spectrum
Usually, I live somewhere on a spectrum that goes from ‘bouncing’ at one end to ‘bumbling’ at the other end. When I was younger and more energetic I probably spent more time towards the bouncing end… now I tend more towards bumbling… Yesterday the folk around me seemed to have huge insurmountable problems… ongoing physical…
The Unwanted Reject
At Men’s Shed we were reflecting on life in the 1950’s and 1960’s… …A number of the gents didn’t get on very well at school… Martin vividly described his Mum being called in to see his junior school Headmaster, who said that Martin was useless. He wasn’t even good enough to be a road-sweeper; if…
Potholes, Bridges, Parking… and a Blessing
Diversion signs around the town may be frustrating… but it’s good to know that ‘emergency works’ are filling some of the many potholes in our roads. I was amused to read that ‘urgent works will repair the potholes on the roads that measure from 40mm to 100mm’.’ I assume that they mean that the holes not…
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