Getting Old…

Three recent conversations with older friends went in a similar direction, raising similar questions… Health: Each started with health issues – the heart condition, prostate cancer, knee replacement… local doctors, our local hospital, good caring professionals, the future of an overloaded, underfunded health service… Humour: We moved on to humour – often totally inappropriate, relatedContinue reading “Getting Old…”

Walking Men and Seagulls

Yesterday this gull was leaning over the refuse bin, pulling out one fish-and-chip wrapper, then another wrapper, then another. It flew off. A passing gent saw the mess, returned the wrappers to the bin and walked on. Within a few seconds the gull returned, removing all of the wrappers from the bin again… Alan andContinue reading “Walking Men and Seagulls”

The Advantage of Two Legs

In ‘One leg too few’ Peter Cook plays a casting agent; Dudley Moore’s a one-legged actor auditioning for the part of Tarzan. As the interview progresses Cook points out that Tarzan is ‘a role which traditionally involves the use of a two-legged actor’, and that ‘it is in the leg division that you are deficient.’Continue reading “The Advantage of Two Legs”

I Just Don’t Know

Yesterday… Three ‘I just don’t know’ moments when I resorted to my phone… …Stephen was explaining… Many years ago, as an apprentice, he learnt the term of abuse ‘monkey-hanger’… ‘You know the story?’ he said. I didn’t. My phone did: During the Napoleonic Wars a French ship was wrecked off Hartlepool. The only survivor wasContinue reading “I Just Don’t Know”